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uhohloreo:

everything-to-prove:

lifebringshappinessandsadness:

Andy’s mom has been pretty much irrelevant throughout the 3 movies, but looking at things more closely, certain clues reveals something really awesome about her & makes Toy Story even more epic!

Check it out.

WOWOWOWOWWOW 

HOLY

FUCKING


SHIT!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, Pixar. You fucking sly bastard.

No. No. No. No. No. Holy shit. No. Y U DO DIS

Holy damn

This is insane, but I love it.

Am seriously the only person who knew what they were talking about the second they said “hat”?

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stupidpopstarrules:

officialbeamazedbyme:

He was holding up a copy of Abbey Road and I know you didn’t just mean to say that something else is more important than Abbey Fuckin’ Road.

Literally everyone is better than the Beatles please take your musty “im special because I love old music” ass off my post thanks.


No, no one is better than The Beatles and I love all music.

stupidpopstarrules:

officialbeamazedbyme:

He was holding up a copy of Abbey Road and I know you didn’t just mean to say that something else is more important than Abbey Fuckin’ Road.

Literally everyone is better than the Beatles please take your musty “im special because I love old music” ass off my post thanks.

No, no one is better than The Beatles and I love all music.

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kittyfarts:

motherlymarq:

swanloves:

marfmellow:

racism is real - misogynoir is real. 

Just to put background on this shit.. .the top picture is of Ethan Couch. According to wikipedia and various news sources he is “a North Texas teenager, who was sentenced to 10 years probation after being convicted of killing four pedestrians and seriously injuring two others while driving drunk. On June 15, 2013 he crashed a pickup truck into pedestrians. He was 16 at the time. In December 2013 he was sentenced to therapy at a long-term, in-patient facility,[1] after his attorneys successfully argued that the teen suffered from affluenza and needed rehabilitation, and not prison.”
The yoga, meditation and horse back riding are some of the amenities they have at the facility that is about $450.000 a year. 
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The bottom picture is of Cyntoia Brown. She grew up in a home with an abusive drunk father and a drug addicted prostitute mother. She eventually ran away with a friend and started ‘dating” (getting pimped) by older men. She stayed in deplorable conditions. The night of the killing, she just got her ass beat by her drug addicted boyfriend/pimp , when the victim Johnny Allen , a 43 year old sunday school teacher (side eye) who noticed her pain and talked to her. After hearing Cyntoia’s story, seeing her bruises, knowing she was underage he still tried to fuck her. What lead to the murder was Cyntoia thought he was going to kill her and shot him first..
She got no second chances after a long shitty life but in jail now at 25 she is working on her college degree ,still hopeful of seeing the outside world and trying to remain as reflective of her negative choices and be positive from her current position. 
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This is shit is disgusting, money, race, and class make a world of difference in the eyes of the law…

Yes please

Omg

This is not sexism. It is classism. He was the son of rich parents and she is the daughter of poor people who made poor decisions. The difference is money. His parents could afford the best defense lawyers, and she most likely only had a public defender.

kittyfarts:

motherlymarq:

swanloves:

marfmellow:

racism is real - misogynoir is real. 

Just to put background on this shit.. .the top picture is of Ethan Couch. According to wikipedia and various news sources he is “a North Texas teenager, who was sentenced to 10 years probation after being convicted of killing four pedestrians and seriously injuring two others while driving drunk. On June 15, 2013 he crashed a pickup truck into pedestrians. He was 16 at the time. In December 2013 he was sentenced to therapy at a long-term, in-patient facility,[1] after his attorneys successfully argued that the teen suffered from affluenza and needed rehabilitation, and not prison.”

The yoga, meditation and horse back riding are some of the amenities they have at the facility that is about $450.000 a year. 

———————

The bottom picture is of Cyntoia Brown. She grew up in a home with an abusive drunk father and a drug addicted prostitute mother. She eventually ran away with a friend and started ‘dating” (getting pimped) by older men. She stayed in deplorable conditions. The night of the killing, she just got her ass beat by her drug addicted boyfriend/pimp , when the victim Johnny Allen , a 43 year old sunday school teacher (side eye) who noticed her pain and talked to her. After hearing Cyntoia’s story, seeing her bruises, knowing she was underage he still tried to fuck her. What lead to the murder was Cyntoia thought he was going to kill her and shot him first..

She got no second chances after a long shitty life but in jail now at 25 she is working on her college degree ,still hopeful of seeing the outside world and trying to remain as reflective of her negative choices and be positive from her current position. 

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This is shit is disgusting, money, race, and class make a world of difference in the eyes of the law…

Yes please

Omg

This is not sexism. It is classism. He was the son of rich parents and she is the daughter of poor people who made poor decisions. The difference is money. His parents could afford the best defense lawyers, and she most likely only had a public defender.

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dearsheroozle:

pizzaforpresident:

benditlikebeckhamsadnessblog:

benditlikebeckhamsadnessblog:

grelca:

pushthemovement:

She really did ordered pizza lmao

that’s amazing.

that tip is awful i’m so PISSED

ugh i am still so pissed at this because someone tipped me $7.50 for biking 5-6 blocks w/ a sandwich and a drink that only cost $11.50 before the tip and like someone who makes more money than a person making minimum wage can’t even tip $20???

I could be wrong but I’m almost certain that $2 tip is an automatic gratuity and not an actual number millionaire superstar Ellen Degeneres typed into a website. If you think that pizza guy left the theatre with less than a grand in his pocket you are mistaken.

for the last time, Ellen borrowed Pharrell’s hat and went around collecting money from A-list actors for tips


So you’re upset that someone didn’t tip you ONE HUNDRED AND SEVENTY-FOUR PERCENT? Twenty is top and my spouse used to be a pizza delivery guy. They already tipped you SIXTY-FIVE PERCENT. Try not getting tipped at all!

dearsheroozle:

pizzaforpresident:

benditlikebeckhamsadnessblog:

benditlikebeckhamsadnessblog:

grelca:

pushthemovement:

She really did ordered pizza lmao

that’s amazing.

that tip is awful i’m so PISSED

ugh i am still so pissed at this because someone tipped me $7.50 for biking 5-6 blocks w/ a sandwich and a drink that only cost $11.50 before the tip and like someone who makes more money than a person making minimum wage can’t even tip $20???

I could be wrong but I’m almost certain that $2 tip is an automatic gratuity and not an actual number millionaire superstar Ellen Degeneres typed into a website. If you think that pizza guy left the theatre with less than a grand in his pocket you are mistaken.

for the last time, Ellen borrowed Pharrell’s hat and went around collecting money from A-list actors for tips

So you’re upset that someone didn’t tip you ONE HUNDRED AND SEVENTY-FOUR PERCENT? Twenty is top and my spouse used to be a pizza delivery guy. They already tipped you SIXTY-FIVE PERCENT. Try not getting tipped at all!

yeahwriters
yeahwriters:

adalia3x0h-porcelain:

touchmeordont:

danielmcbatman:

judgeisonvinyl:

sixfacesofevans:

scintillen:

humansofnewyork:

"I’m a feminist. So if a woman and I are going for the last empty seat on the subway, I’m not holding back."

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Gag

the only feminist i see here is my reflection looking back at you

this smug fucking dildo. 

Wow.Gross.

Actually, by definition feminism is about equality… not about women being treated as better than men. For instance, a woman does not have any more right than a man does to take the last seat on the subway. The whole idea of chivalry is dying as people realise women are actually capable of completing tasks on their own and competing equally with men.
If a woman expects a man to give her the last seat on the subway just because she’s a woman, she’s not doing feminism right either.
Being angry that chivalrous behaviours are becoming less commonplace is kinda counter-intuitive to thinking women are equal to men. It’s like female feminists who expect a man they go on a date with to pay in full for the date just because they’re a man. That is not equality.
I mean, it’s unfortunate that COMMON FUCKING COURTESY is dying (and maybe this guy doesn’t have it), but that doesn’t make what he said un-feminist. ‘Women are equal to men, so men should ensure there are empty seats on the subway for women to take even at their own expense’ is not a logical argument.
Chivalry and female equality don’t really mesh as ideas, yo. Chivalry was based on the assumption that men had to do stuff for women because women couldn’t do anything for themselves.

“Being angry that chivalrous behaviours are becoming less commonplace is kinda counter-intuitive to thinking women are equal to men.” PFFFT.
1. The women commenting on this post probably aren’t angry that this guy isn’t giving up his seat on the subway, they’re angry that he clearly has no idea what feminism actually means, and yet his words are being propagated as acceptable and even humorous on a blog as widely read as HONY. (Shame on Brandon, I know that it’s his job to photograph and quote, but he should also know better than to spread this kind of nonsense.)
2. Many examples of chivalry, such as holding doors open for women, acknowledge that women are the weaker sex. There are very few feminists who are trying to prove that they’re physically equal to men, and yet this constantly gets presented as a red herring by misogynists who take the onus away from real feminist issues, like equal pay, equal treatment in the workplace, violence against women, and women’s reproductive rights. Most feminists don’t give a shit about petty shit like chivalry, but that being said, some “special treatment” such as being given a seat or getting to exit an elevator first are NOTHING compared to the special treatment that men receive every day due to the institutionalized sexism in this country.
UGH I’m sorry to rant about this on here but this post made me SO MAD. Feminism is good for everyone, men and women alike, people just need to take the time to learn what the word “feminist” actually means! To quote Ellen Page, “But I don’t know why people are so reluctant to say they’re feminists. Maybe some women just don’t care. But how could it be any more obvious that we still live in a patriarchal world when feminism is a bad word?”
Edit: Also, the man may well have been joking, but that doesn’t make it okay. Countless studies have shown that sexist jokes subconsciously perpetuate sexist thinking among men.

Yeah, because all the jokes when a man gets his penis CUT OFF on female dominated talk shows is funny and acceptable but joking about the archaic quality of chivalry is not okay. Jeeze. It’s a joke wherein no one got hurt. Calm down.

yeahwriters:

adalia3x0h-porcelain:

touchmeordont:

danielmcbatman:

judgeisonvinyl:

sixfacesofevans:

scintillen:

humansofnewyork:

"I’m a feminist. So if a woman and I are going for the last empty seat on the subway, I’m not holding back."

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHA
HA
HA

Gag

the only feminist i see here is my reflection looking back at you

this smug fucking dildo. 

Wow.
Gross.

Actually, by definition feminism is about equality… not about women being treated as better than men. For instance, a woman does not have any more right than a man does to take the last seat on the subway. The whole idea of chivalry is dying as people realise women are actually capable of completing tasks on their own and competing equally with men.

If a woman expects a man to give her the last seat on the subway just because she’s a woman, she’s not doing feminism right either.

Being angry that chivalrous behaviours are becoming less commonplace is kinda counter-intuitive to thinking women are equal to men. It’s like female feminists who expect a man they go on a date with to pay in full for the date just because they’re a man. That is not equality.

I mean, it’s unfortunate that COMMON FUCKING COURTESY is dying (and maybe this guy doesn’t have it), but that doesn’t make what he said un-feminist. ‘Women are equal to men, so men should ensure there are empty seats on the subway for women to take even at their own expense’ is not a logical argument.

Chivalry and female equality don’t really mesh as ideas, yo. Chivalry was based on the assumption that men had to do stuff for women because women couldn’t do anything for themselves.

Being angry that chivalrous behaviours are becoming less commonplace is kinda counter-intuitive to thinking women are equal to men.” PFFFT.

1. The women commenting on this post probably aren’t angry that this guy isn’t giving up his seat on the subway, they’re angry that he clearly has no idea what feminism actually means, and yet his words are being propagated as acceptable and even humorous on a blog as widely read as HONY. (Shame on Brandon, I know that it’s his job to photograph and quote, but he should also know better than to spread this kind of nonsense.)

2. Many examples of chivalry, such as holding doors open for women, acknowledge that women are the weaker sex. There are very few feminists who are trying to prove that they’re physically equal to men, and yet this constantly gets presented as a red herring by misogynists who take the onus away from real feminist issues, like equal pay, equal treatment in the workplace, violence against women, and women’s reproductive rights. Most feminists don’t give a shit about petty shit like chivalry, but that being said, some “special treatment” such as being given a seat or getting to exit an elevator first are NOTHING compared to the special treatment that men receive every day due to the institutionalized sexism in this country.

UGH I’m sorry to rant about this on here but this post made me SO MAD. Feminism is good for everyone, men and women alike, people just need to take the time to learn what the word “feminist” actually means! To quote Ellen Page, “But I don’t know why people are so reluctant to say they’re feminists. Maybe some women just don’t care. But how could it be any more obvious that we still live in a patriarchal world when feminism is a bad word?”

Edit: Also, the man may well have been joking, but that doesn’t make it okay. Countless studies have shown that sexist jokes subconsciously perpetuate sexist thinking among men.

Yeah, because all the jokes when a man gets his penis CUT OFF on female dominated talk shows is funny and acceptable but joking about the archaic quality of chivalry is not okay. Jeeze. It’s a joke wherein no one got hurt. Calm down.